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	<title>Hairy Bacon &#187; Jokes and funny stuff</title>
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	<description>I don't know what that means.......A symptom of brain fog maybe?...</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:36:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Laugh a little, perspective is important</title>
		<link>http://hairybacon.com/2008/09/17/laugh-a-little-perspective-is-important/</link>
		<comments>http://hairybacon.com/2008/09/17/laugh-a-little-perspective-is-important/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Taller?</title>
		<link>http://hairybacon.com/2008/05/22/taller/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 17:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[First thing in the morning.  I am brushing my teeth, do not even have my eyes in yet and the littlest guy rolls into the bath.  He looks at himself in the mirror, shakes his hair around a bit, and says, &#8220;I feel taller than I did yesterday.&#8221; shakes his hair some more and rolls [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We all have those days&#8230;&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://hairybacon.com/2008/04/30/we-all-have-those-days/</link>
		<comments>http://hairybacon.com/2008/04/30/we-all-have-those-days/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:35:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes and funny stuff]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Probably offensive...]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Thanks Kathi!!
]]></description>
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		<title>Little jokes&#8230;&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://hairybacon.com/2008/03/30/little-jokes/</link>
		<comments>http://hairybacon.com/2008/03/30/little-jokes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes and funny stuff]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mind of a six-year-old
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read, &#8220;&#8230;And so the pig went up to the man with the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Makes You Think</title>
		<link>http://hairybacon.com/2008/01/26/makes-you-think/</link>
		<comments>http://hairybacon.com/2008/01/26/makes-you-think/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes and funny stuff]]></category>

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- Don&#8217;t sweat the petty things and don&#8217;t pet the sweaty things.
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor&#8230;..
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
- I went to a bookstore and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>None of that Sissy Crap</title>
		<link>http://hairybacon.com/2007/12/29/none-of-that-sissy-crap/</link>
		<comments>http://hairybacon.com/2007/12/29/none-of-that-sissy-crap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Jokes and funny stuff]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Thoughts and musings, nothing serious]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Are you tired of those sissy &#8220;friendship&#8221; poems that always sound good, 
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. 
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-no teddy bears, no hearts, no rainbows, no angels. 
Just the stone cold truth of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>First wedding dance</title>
		<link>http://hairybacon.com/2007/12/02/first-wedding-dance/</link>
		<comments>http://hairybacon.com/2007/12/02/first-wedding-dance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 03:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah!!  Thanks T, this is great!! 
 First Wedding dance&#8230;.
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		<title>A Big question that begs an answer</title>
		<link>http://hairybacon.com/2007/12/01/big-questions-that-beg-answers/</link>
		<comments>http://hairybacon.com/2007/12/01/big-questions-that-beg-answers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:20:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes and funny stuff]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Before entering the bathroom, do you knock?]]></description>
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		<title>* Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity</title>
		<link>http://hairybacon.com/2007/11/19/artificial-intelligence-is-no-match-for-natural-stupidity/</link>
		<comments>http://hairybacon.com/2007/11/19/artificial-intelligence-is-no-match-for-natural-stupidity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Jokes and funny stuff]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[* Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
]]></description>
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		<title>* Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.</title>
		<link>http://hairybacon.com/2007/11/19/aim-low-reach-your-goals-avoid-disappointment/</link>
		<comments>http://hairybacon.com/2007/11/19/aim-low-reach-your-goals-avoid-disappointment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[* Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
]]></description>
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