Taller?

First thing in the morning.  I am brushing my teeth, do not even have my eyes in yet and the littlest guy rolls into the bath.  He looks at himself in the mirror, shakes his hair around a bit, and says, “I feel taller than I did yesterday.” shakes his hair some more and rolls […]

We all have those days……

Thanks Kathi!!

Little jokes…….

Mind of a six-year-old
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read, “…And so the pig went up to the man with the […]

Makes You Think

- Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…..
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
- I went to a bookstore and […]

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-no teddy bears, no hearts, no rainbows, no angels. 
Just the stone cold truth of […]

First wedding dance

Yeah!!  Thanks T, this is great!! 
 First Wedding dance….

A Big question that begs an answer

Before entering the bathroom, do you knock?

* Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

* Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

* Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

* Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

* If you can stay calm,

* If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…..then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

* Rome did not create

* Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

* INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

A bumper Sticker….

“God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends”

“Tell her it is a mushroom”

Happiness Fairy

I know, I know.  This is offensive.  But it so cracked me up, how could I not post it?

Marriage Math

I just read that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?

When will you turn 6 years old?

My friend asked our grandson when he would turn 6. He replied, “When I’m tired of being 5.”

Fight………

HOW THE FIGHT STARTED 
 
I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road the driver slowly gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? 
 
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF! 
 
He storms over to my car, looks […]