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lid?

Always lift the lid to the toilet for vomiting sleepwalking family members. Do you seriously want a longer explanation?
I did not think so.

Kids’ Rules for Online Safety

1. I will not give out personal information such as my address, telephone number, parents’ work address/telephone number, or the name and location of my school without my parents’ permission.
2. I will tell my parents right away if I come across any information that makes me feel uncomfortable.
3. I will never agree to get together […]

Mole removal

Just completed a research project on mole removal. I thought I would share some of the information with you.
There are basically two choices in mole removal. Visit your doctor and go with his recommendation, or experiment in the realm of homeopathic/natural remedies.
I will not argue with whatever your doctor tells you. I […]

Fresh home

Did you know that 1 part downy and 3 parts water make the best static remover.
Spray on furniture, carpet, drapes, clothes etc and you get fresh house and no static.
Nice tip!!!

Our Expectations

We must realize that others exist for us,
Primarily in our own minds and
What they are is
What we interpret them to be.
And in many cases,
The qualities they possess are
The qualities we give to them.
So when someone does not live up to
What we expect them to be,
We should not only question them
But also
Our Expectations.

True? I don’t know

Eliminate ear mites. All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat’s ear…Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat’s skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.
Kills fleas instantly…Dawn dishwashing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to […]

Attitude

John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, “If I were any better, I would be twins!”
He was a natural motivator.
If an employee was having a bad […]

WD-40 true?

Water Displacement #40. The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a “water displacement” compound. They were successful with the fortieth […]

The scars of life

Some years ago, on a hot summer day in south Florida , a little boy decided to go for a swim in the old swimming hole behind his house. In a hurry to dive into the cool water, he ran out the back door, leaving behind shoes, socks, and shirt as he went.
He flew into […]

Mother….

The young mother set her foot on the path of life. “Is this the long
way?” she asked. And the guide said: “Yes, and the way is hard. And
you will be old before you reach the end of it……. But the end will be
better than the beginning.”
But the young mother was happy, and she would not […]

Good Luck, Bad Luck

An old man and his son worked on a small farm, with only one horse to pull the plough. One day the horse ran away.
“How terrible,” sympathized the neighbors “What bad luck.”
“Maybe.” the farmer replied.
A week later, the horse returned from the mountains leading five wild mares into the barn.
“What wonderful luck!” said the neighbors.
“Maybe.”
The […]

Eschatological laundry List

An Eschatological laundry list: a partial register of the 927 (or was it 928?) eternal truths
taken from: “If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him!” by Sheldon B. Kopp
(Eschatological means, “adj.of or relating to or dealing with or regarding the ultimate destiny of mankind and the world.” According to Dictionary.com)
1. This is it!
2. […]

Wise Words

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, “I love you,” mean it.
FIVE. […]

Rules

Always drink grape Kool-aid on Mondays.

Peanut butter

No matter how bad your day, there is nothing like being the first to open a brand new jar of peanut butter. Aaahh. Contentment

Cat owners

Planting annual flowers indoors is a task best left to individuals that are not cat owners.

Neutrogena

Did you know that Neutrogena lotion on newly cut skin burns?
Well, now you do.

Lift the lid

Always lift the lid to the toilet for vomiting sleepwalking family members. Do you seriously want a longer explanation?
I did not think so

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