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1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely […]
First thing in the morning. I am brushing my teeth, do not even have my eyes in yet and the littlest guy rolls into the bath. He looks at himself in the mirror, shakes his hair around a bit, and says, “I feel taller than I did yesterday.” shakes his hair some more and rolls […]
Thanks Kathi!!
This is so fun. Just sit back and watch. Thank you Aunt Marj!!
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Mind of a six-year-old
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read, “…And so the pig went up to the man with the […]
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Are you sick of all the junk mail you get? You need to check this out.
http://www.proquo.com/
ProQuo: Taking You Off The List
Lists you want your name on: free product giveaways, anything involving complimentary appetizers, wine tastings, and shoe discounts.
Lists you don’t want your name on: telemarketing lists, data brokers, junk mail, and coupon and weekly circulars.
While […]
- Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…..
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
- I went to a bookstore and […]
I have been so busy, I have not had much of a chance to write, but I had to do a quick entry for this. This picture cracked meup. Amazing. This fountain forms the entrance to the headquarters in Wattens, Austria of Swarovski Crystal.
Are you tired of those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-no teddy bears, no hearts, no rainbows, no angels.
Just the stone cold truth of […]
Mountain Dew is my favorite. This is good information to know.
http://wilstar.com/caffeine.htm
Yeah!! Thanks T, this is great!!
First Wedding dance….
Before entering the bathroom, do you knock?
When it comes to the holidays, you have to step up your game!! Do not let your guard slip, keep yourself and your family computer safe though teh Holiday season and beyond.
ArcaMax is a great resouce of information, here is a warning a received just this morning…..
Be Careful With Online Greeting Cards
Dave Peyton
Internet users […]
When it comes to the holidays, you have to step up your game!! Do not let your guard slip, keep yourself and your family computer safe though teh Holiday season and beyond.
ArcaMax is a great resouce of information, here is a warning a received just this morning…..
Be Careful With Online Greeting Cards
Dave Peyton
Internet users […]
Who does not love Maxine?
* Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
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