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Makes You Think

By Meg ⋅ January 26, 2008 ⋅  Print This Post ⋅ Post a comment

- Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.

- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…..

- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

- I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,”Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

- What if there were no hypothetical questions?

- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?